Terlingua Liberation Front
Rules, Regulations, & Guidelines for Members
(a.k.a. The Code)
Please realize that these guidelines are to be observed at all times, some of the time, or none of the time. Now pay attention, or I'll bite you!
All TLF members are required to carry Identification Papers at all times. These are cheap, and can be picked up at your local inconvenience store. Examples include Top, Bugler, or Zig Zag.
Any TLF Identification Papers without sticky will be considered Falsified Documents, and will be confiscated.
Any member caught without his or her compliment of TLF ID Papers will be punished. Go directly to FEMA camp. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 dollars.
We must at all times make every effort to procure our 15% of whatever it is people richer than us have.
Never attempt to procure your 15% from another TLF member. This is considered high treason against the Terlingua Liberation Front. However, owing to the universal propensity that members have of commiting this offense, penalties for it are never enforced.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the desert. Similarly, if you can't stand the fascism, stay out of the system. If you're in the desert, and still in the system...
I don't know, move to Djbouti or something.
Take what you can, give nothin' back. Drink up, me hearties
It is well known that undercover officers enjoy putting us under surveillance. TLF members are expected to provide a good show for the popo, so they at least get a little entertainment out of wasting tax dollars.
Eat a rattlesnake from time to time. That lets the cops and the sheeple know we're serious.